Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has been tipped to be named as Australia’s future source of fuel with plans afoot to start mining the channel’s hosts for their nuclear outrage. ”This is a great move as… Read More ›
Nuclear Power
Dutton Tipped To Name Aston & Dunkley As Future Nuclear Sites
Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, is tipped today to announce the first two sites chosen to host his future pie in the sky nuclear power plants, with Aston and Dunkley being the rumored picks. ”It’s not to say… Read More ›
Barnaby Blames Wind Farms For Canberra’s Increased Horniness
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has blamed the prevalence of wind farms in the vicinity of Canberra for the territories increased level of horniness. ”Before all these windfarms, I was a happily married man… Read More ›
Energy Providers Call On The Govt To Loosen The Laws On Selling Human Body Parts
Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
Dutton Asks Shooter To Draw Up A Spreadsheet Of Labor Seats To Place A Nuclear Reactor
Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has tasked the Coalition’s most accomplished spread sheeter, Shooter McKenzie, to draft one up listing the best Labor held seats that they can place a nuclear reactor in should they win the next… Read More ›
ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›