Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
Nuclear Power
Dutton Asks Shooter To Draw Up A Spreadsheet Of Labor Seats To Place A Nuclear Reactor
Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has tasked the Coalition’s most accomplished spread sheeter, Shooter McKenzie, to draft one up listing the best Labor held seats that they can place a nuclear reactor in should they win the next… Read More ›
ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›