Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called the Nation’s journos to invite them to watch him today in a marginal electorate attempt to jump a shark on his brand new motorbike. ”I am nothing, if not a can do… Read More ›
Renewables
Joyce Tells ScoMo Don’t Drink Any Water On The Way To Glasgow As The Nat’s Own The Rights
Australia’s acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told his colleague Scott Morrison not to drink any water on the flight to Glasgow, as the Nationals own the rights to it. The water rights on planes were gifted to the Nationals… Read More ›
Government Announces Plans To Mine Clive Palmer For Gas
Energy Minister Angus Taylor has today announced that the Federal Government plans to go all in on gas, with plans to start mining eccentric Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer. ”The Morrison Government is firmly committed to gas,” said a spokesman for… Read More ›
Coal Industry To Be Included In The Religious Freedom Act
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that his Government’s planned Religious freedom act will include the coal industry as a religion thus preventing it from being boycotted or abused by those who identify as anti-coal. “My Government will always… Read More ›
Racing Industry Pledges To Switch From Electric To Renewable Jiggers
The Australian horse racing industry has pledged to switch from electric to renewable jiggers in the next year in an effort to make the sport more environmentally friendly. “Look we have heard the feedback that the public is not happy… Read More ›
Government To Issue Every Australian School Student With A Commemorative Lump Of Coal
The Australian Government has announced plans to issue all Australian School students with a commemorative lump of coal to celebrate the Morrison Government’s re-election. “We are so blessed in this country to have resources a plenty so why not give… Read More ›
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