Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to leave parliament sooner rather than later.
”Peta has been our unofficial PM before,” said a Sky News Insider. ”Sure the history books will show that Abbott was our PM but we all know that it was Peta calling the shots.”
”Don’t believe me, go ask Stuart Robb who he used to have to deal with.”
When asked how, given the ridiculously low ratings of Sky News, did they think that Credlin would be popular enough to win an election, the Spokesperson said: ”People love Peta and if they don’t then they will fear her.”
”I mean who’s going to dare run against her?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Peta has given me a list of people that I need to deliver these lovely little hand written threats to. She actually takes the time to personalise every single one you know.”
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