After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
Retirement
Australian Cricket At Crisis Point With Only Two Mitchs Available
The Australian cricket team is in crisis today after the decision of Mitch Johnson to retire. Johnson’s decision to retire seemingly came out of nowhere, leaving the team short of a fast bowler and as well as a Mitch, with… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 