Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas. ”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at… Read More ›
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