Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
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Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
“Come See The Dinosaurs” Says New Tourism Ad Fronted By Craig Kelly
Tourism Australia has launched a new world wide campaign that encourages people to visit Australia and see the dinosaurs. With Government Minister and prominent climate change denier Craig Kelly chosen to be the face of the campaign. “With the bushfires… Read More ›
Scomo To Burn All The Coal To Stop It Adding To Global Warming
The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
ScoMo Concerned That Bushfires Will Skip Containment Lines And Spread To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
Gladys Tells Sydney To Forget The Smoke And Just Lay Back And Think About The Light Rail
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told residents of Sydney to forget about the smoke permeating through the city and instead lay back and think about the pending opening of the long awaited light rail. “The people of Sydney need to… Read More ›
