NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told residents of Sydney to forget about the smoke permeating through the city and instead lay back and think about the pending opening of the long awaited light rail. “The people of Sydney need to… Read More ›
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Coal Industry To Be Included In The Religious Freedom Act
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that his Government’s planned Religious freedom act will include the coal industry as a religion thus preventing it from being boycotted or abused by those who identify as anti-coal. “My Government will always… Read More ›
Government To Issue Every Australian School Student With A Commemorative Lump Of Coal
The Australian Government has announced plans to issue all Australian School students with a commemorative lump of coal to celebrate the Morrison Government’s re-election. “We are so blessed in this country to have resources a plenty so why not give… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Jump A Shark Whilst Riding A Coal Powered Motor Bike
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Wind Farms For Blowing Tasmanian Rain Clouds To Queensland
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›
Abbott Thrilled To Receive Lump of Coal in Christmas Stocking
Ex-PM Tony Abbott has talked of his excitement about opening his stocking on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal stuffed in there. “I’ve been a bit of a prick all year, just trying to make it on Santa’s… Read More ›
