Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has ordered the press to report on his latest energy idea of making sure the country is fueled entirely by hate.

”I was sitting at home one night slowly strangling a puppy when I had the idea of running the country entirely on hate,” said the Dark Lord. ”At first I thought spite, but that only gets you so far.”

”I’m sure Australians will really get behind this idea, and if they don’t well, then they can get used to living next door to a nuclear power plant.”

When asked why the Coalition was seemingly looking at every option out there other than renewables, the Dark Lord said: ”Renewables just don’t work for our donors, err, the Australian people.”

”The sooner this Government accepts this and gets out of my way the better.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all this talk of renewables has got me all steamed up, a perfect time to fuel a bath.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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