Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies.
”That we’re not hoisting up the World Cup trophy is a disgrace and a cause for National shame,” shouted Mr Jones. ”Australian Rugby Union needs a man who can get behind the boys, muck in at the scrum and show them how to ruck.”
”I am probably a bit old these days to pack the scrum but my eyes still work and I am more than happy to go one on one with a few of the chaps.”
When asked why the ARU should look at someone in the senior years like himself, rather than the future, Alan Jones responded: ”Young people are what got this country into trouble in the first place, now they need the greatest generation to bail them out.”
”Kids these days don’t have the support that they need.”
”No one to pick them up, dust them off and push them forwards.”
”I am definitely the man to lead the boys and groom them into men.”
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Mark Williamson
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