Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
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Abbott Joins Dutton To Call For The Wallabies To Be Renamed The All Whites
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›
Dutton Says Australia Is Open To The White Type Of Asylum Seekers
Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers. Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live… Read More ›
Man Who Scored A Hundred In The Backyard At Mum’s Filthy At Missing Test Selection
Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›
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