Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers.
Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live radio show, Minister Dutton made the comment when asked about South African farmers facing problems in their homeland.
“Australia has tough borders and under my watch I have strengthened them,” said Minister Dutton. “However, sometimes you do just have to help those in need and the plight of those farmers really makes you think.
“We will of course do our due diligence to ensure they are genuine white people, I mean farmers and not cashed up Sri Lankan asylum seekers in disguise. Then we will look to bringing them to safety.”
Peter Dutton’s statement was met with a positive response from all three of Devine’s viewers.
Mark Williamson
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