A man at a Connells Point barbecue who boldly stated that he doesn’t know much about politics before embarking upon a rant about what’s wrong with the state of the world has proven to be 100% correct. “I thought maybe… Read More ›
Bill Shorten
Coalition To Consider Replacing Dutton With A Potato After Woeful Budget Reply Speech
The Opposition today are holding emergency meetings with a view to rolling their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and replacing him with an actual potato after Mr Dutton’s woeful budget reply speech. ”It was a long shot to be… Read More ›
PM Announces Election Slogan: ”It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›
PM Tells Nation’s Journos To Watch Him Jump A Shark On His Motorbike
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called the Nation’s journos to invite them to watch him today in a marginal electorate attempt to jump a shark on his brand new motorbike. ”I am nothing, if not a can do… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Seen Shopping At Chadstone’s King Of Knives Store
Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
ALP Regrets Having National Office Situated In Sydney’s China Town
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
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