The Opposition’s resident numerology expert, Sussan Ley, has spent the weekend considering whether to challenge unpopular Opposition leader Peter Dutton following last week’s horrific Robodebt findings.
“Susssan has been ringing around checking with her numerologist, astrologist and even her kinesiologist to see if the time is right,” said a Liberal party insider. ”I mean we knew Dutton was never going to be popular but we thought his endless negativity might’ve made more of a dent on Albo than this.”
”At this stage I think a pot plant would do a better job than Pete.”
When asked what Susssan Ley would bring to the job, the Liberal party insider said: ”Well for starters, she’s not Dutton.”
”I mean that’s a huge plus for her.”
”Anyway, at this stage if we can save some of the furniture till Josh is back that would be good.”
”Josh’ll save us, he’ll save all of us, we’ll be back in power and able to rort to our heart’s content.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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