Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
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Right-Wing Liberal Party Members Convinced That Man Who Bungled Leadership Challenge Would’ve Won Them Victoria
As the fall-out from the Coalition’s disastrous performance at the weekend’s Victorian State election continues members of the party’s right-wing are convinced that the man who bungled his own leadership challenge, Peter Dutton would’ve led them to a different result…. Read More ›
Peter Dutton Tells Islamic Leaders To Take The Blame For Him Not Being Prime Minister
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Still Way Ahead In Fair Dinkum Opinion Polls
Despite being caned in a recent Newspoll, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is claiming to hold a comfortable lead in the Fair Dinkum poll. “There are two types of opinion poll, the ones where they take a scientific approach and sample… Read More ›
Abbott Looking Forward To Attending Turnbull’s Surprise 30th
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been telling people all week of his excitement at being asked to attend Malcolm Turnbull’s surprise 30th to be held Sunday night in Canberra. “I’m not the most popular person in the party so… Read More ›
“Forty Is The New Thirty” Claims Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister (ed. please check if this is still the case) Malcolm Turnbull has stunned the mathematics world by claiming that the number 40 is now the new number 30. “Young people are maturing a lot later in life now… Read More ›
