One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi has taken Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull out to dinner to break to him the news that their relationship is over. Telling the PM that: “It’s not you, it’s me.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a despondent… Read More ›
The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›
