Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
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Abbott Regrets Not Doing More As PM To Rid Australia Of The Metric System
In a wide ranging interview former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spoken of his regret that he did not do more when he was PM to rid Australia of the metric system. “I achieved a lot in my all too… Read More ›
Gladys Liu Denies Being Tank Driver At Tienanmen Square
Liberal Party MP Gladys Liu says she “cannot recall” whether or not she was the driver of the tank that was poised to roll over the top of a lone protester in the famous photograph of the Tienanmen Square massacre…. Read More ›
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
Liberals Tell Candidates To Hold Up On The Homophobia, Racism And Misogyny Until After The Election
The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›
Perrier Worships Barnaby Joyce For Inventing Even Better Way To Scam Money Out Of Water
Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›
