Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that if they give him the Prime Ministership he will not wash anyone’s hair, however, he will not promise to stop strangling people’s puppies. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›
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Bloke Who Cheated On His Wife Tells The Nation To Trust Him On Climate Change
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation to trust him to do a deal a climate change legislation. ”The people of Australia know that I Barnabus Joyce can get a deal… Read More ›
Gladys Prioritises Vaccines For Problem Gamblers
NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP. ”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we… Read More ›
Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Asks His Staff When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›
Greg Hunt Calls For All ABC Staff To Be Branded With Liberal Party Logos
Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation. ”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit… Read More ›