One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›
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Turf War Breaks Out Between Orange And Yellow Hi-vis Wearers
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›
Shorten Concedes Being King Of Knives Poster Boy Not Best Look For Aspiring PM
Former Labor leader Bill Shorten has conceded to colleagues that taking on the role as poster boy for retailing giant the King Of Knives during his time as leader did not help his cause at the ballot box. Mr Shorten’s… Read More ›
Nation’s Satirists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Coalition Returns To Power
Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions
The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Neck A Yard Glass Of Macca’s Coke In Honour Of Bob Hawke
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
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