Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called the Nation’s journos to invite them to watch him today in a marginal electorate attempt to jump a shark on his brand new motorbike.
”I am nothing, if not a can do Prime Minister,” said the PM as he gave his new motorbike the once over. ”I don’t see Antony Albaneser, err….Albo out here jumping a shark.”
”And what about Bill Shorten, his electric motorbike wouldn’t have had the juice to make it up the ramp let alone over the shark.”
When asked why he was wasting his time with endless photo ops, rather than you know Governing the country: ”The Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”The people of Australia want to see their PM. Whether it be making gnocchi, getting a haircut or splashing cash in marginal electorates.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to fuel up for my big day at my restaurant of choice, Engadine Maccas.”
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