Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed.
”Albo likes to take shots at me, so I’d like to know is this a pattern with him?” Asked the Prime Minister. ”There are doubts that it was Oswald who shot JFK, so to Albo I say, was it you?”
”He was alive in 1963 you know.”
When asked if he seriously believed that a 7 month old baby Albo was capable of shooting and killing an American President, the Prime Minister said: ”It’s not whether or not I believe it, it’s whether or not the general public believes it.”
”Besides, plenty of people have been knifed in the ALP over the years, so why couldn’t they also start shooting people.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to pick up some more hi-vis from the hi-vis store. Gotta look the part when you’re visiting a marginal electorate.”
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