World Leaders signed up to the same speaking agency as former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison were stunned to learn that the former PM had appointed himself as their warm up act.
”There is nothing harder than getting up to speak in public,” said the occasional member for Cook ”So, to all the World leaders out there I just want you to know that I am here for you.”
”And don’t worry about me going overtime, heck sometimes I mightn’t even turn up.”
When asked why he was out hustling for work when he already had a job in Australia, the occasional member for Cook said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Australians want the best for their former Prime Ministers.”
”They want me to hit the World stage and get some of that sweet, sweet cash.”
”Heck, you should see what I can put on my rider. I can get Maccas and KFC! On the same plate.”
”Everything is coming up ScoMo.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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