ScoMo Announces Launch Of His New Only Fans Site

Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site.

”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing. ”What a great concept, people pay money and get exclusive content from me.”

”I’m sure everyone will love to see me dress up as all sorts of workers.”

When asked why as a full time member of parliament he felt the need to launch a side hustle, the alleged member for cook said: ”There’s a lot of time in my day you know, I don’t hold a hose after all.”

”Besides, everyone wants a piece of ScoMo.”

”For the last few years all I’ve heard is, where is he? What’s he doing? What’s that smell?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to film some exclusive content at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson


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