ScoMo Condemns New Tourism Mascot Ruby Roo, Asks Why They’re Not Wearing A Bikini

Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini.

”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism Australia are thinking,” said the former PM. ”Everyone knows sex sells, get the kangaroo in a bikini.”

”And why isn’t it voiced by one of the girls from Love Island or the Bachelorette?”

When asked why he was commenting on tourism issues, given that he was dismissed by Tourism Australia, the former PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”No one is better at marketing than myself. After all, I convinced Australia to vote me in as PM didn’t I?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to talk them into launching a ScoMo burger.”

Mark Williamson


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