The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›
Tourism
Promised “Alvin Purple” Sequel Revealed As Superbowl Ad
Tourism Australia has received millions of hits to its web page after airing a mock trailer for a sequel to the classic Australian movie Alvin Purple during yesterday’s Superbowl. “We’ve specifically targeted the randy young bloke with a cheeky sparkle… Read More ›
Tourism NSW Launches Campaign To Attract Visiting Muggers To Sydney’s Laneways
Tourism NSW has launched an advertising campaign aimed at attracting more interstate muggers to holiday in Sydney and make use of its dark and dingy laneways. “Sydney’s laneways offer secluded places to lurk and prey upon unsuspecting passersby,” said tourist… Read More ›
Tourism QLD Unveils New Slogan
Tourism Queensland says its “Homomphobic One Day, Racist The Next” tagline developed by the state’s police will resonate with both Australian and international visitors, as well as with Queenslanders. Industry analysts agree it will resonate with Queenslanders and possibly West Australians but remain divided… Read More ›
David Hicks Named New Tourism Ambassador For Kabul
Former Guantanamo bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has today been named the new tourism ambassador for Afghanistan’s capital city Kabul. The announcement was made after Hicks fronted a press conference following the quashing of his conviction for involvement… Read More ›
32 Year Old’s Shocking Schoolies Revelation
32 year-old Sunshine Coast based courier Jarred Jones was left shocked and dismayed upon the realisation that he was in fact a toolie. Mr Jones had been travelling to the Gold Coast based annual drink and drug fest ‘Schoolies’ for the… Read More ›
