The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition.
“The PM needs to start taking care of the hardworking ladies in Manila and the fine outstanding Gentlemen that enjoy their company,” said the Member for Manila. ”I’ve told ScoMo before that I’m willing to quit the Government if I don’t get my own way.”
”Whether it be over getting the last vanilla slice at morning tea or getting subsidised flights to Manila, it’s Georgy’s way or the highway.”
When asked why he spent more time lobbying for the Philippines than his own electorate in far North Queensland, the alleged member for Dawson said: ”North Queensland’s all good, they’ll vote for me no matter what.”
”Did you know in the Philippines the age of consent is 12?”
”It’s facts like this that make me want to dig in and help the country out.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to lobby the PM and check out some of the workers. They employ teenagers you know.”
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