The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action. ”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies…. Read More ›
Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong… Read More ›
Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›
The confidential agreement between the Liberals and Nationals that is set to be signed this week following Barnaby Joyce’s ascension to the Nationals leadership has been leaked to the media. The agreement was drafted on the back of a beer… Read More ›
