When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›
George Christensen
Christensen Assures Assange That He’ll Walk The Streets Of Manila Until Julian’s Out Of Jail
National party member (for now) George ‘the thriller from Manila’ Christensen has flown to London to assure jailed Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that he’ll do everything in his power even if it means trawling the streets of Manila to ensure… Read More ›
Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie
The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›
George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
Minister For Manila Defends His 4 Year Bucks Party
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has lashed out at media for questioning his visits to seedy Philipino bars with the defense that all men are entitled to a bucks party before they are married. “The media and… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes That George Pell Will One Day Be Free To Touch Others
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has spoken of his wish that incarcerated Cardinal George Pell will soon be free to enter the world and touch others as he has done so in the past. “I don’t wish to say… Read More ›
