Recently married root rat, bored Barnaby Joyce, has taken up a new hobby, investigating conspiracy theories.

”I was sitting at home last Friday night, bored out of my brain, when I decided to look at one of the many millions of Youtube clips that old mate Christo sends me,” said Bored Barnaby. ”Well, this one was on JFK and before you know it, 6 hours later I was quite enlightened.”

”Did you know that your phone spies on you?”

”I always wondered how Facebook figured out to give me ads for Ashley Madison.”

When asked, how he was settling into married life, Bored Barnaby said: ”It’s like golf really, except you’re always playing the one hole.”

”Sometimes you get lucky and get a round in on the back nine, but never another course.”

”God, I miss a good weekend away playing multiple courses over multiple days.”

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