The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has put out a press release offering a leg over, err up, for any young ladies to celebrate International Women’s Day. ”You will not find anyone else in Parliament who has… Read More ›
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Christensen Begs The Govt To Make Sure Manila Avoids A Bonk Ban
The Morrison/Joyce Government’s former member for Manila George Christensen has begged the Albanese Government to start lobbying the Phillippino Government, so as to avoid them going down the path of Indonesia and instituting a bonk ban. ”In the good old… Read More ›
Barnaby In Taiwan To Work On A Foreign Affair
Aspiring Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has expanded his outlook and headed to Taiwan to work on the possibility of a foreign affair. ”What an opportunity to press the flesh, so to speak, in Taiwan,” said the Member… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Gina That His Touch Team Is Looking For A Sponsor
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The Greens: Parliament Is No Place For Secret Relationships
The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
Very Fast Sushi Train Will Deliver Salmon Roll From Melbourne To Sydney In Under Three Hours
The government has commissioned a feasibility study to look into the construction of a Very Fast Sushi Train down the eastern seaboard, raising hopes that sushi aficionados in Brisbane will be able to sample a frilled scallop nigiri that has… Read More ›
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