Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong.
”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases so to speak in the event that eventuates,” said a Government Insider. ”George knows he has a couple of skeletons in his closet and being outside of parliament that makes it harder for him to keep them hidden.”
”He really will miss parliamentary privilege.”
When reached for comment on his approach to Albo, the former member for Manilla George Christensen said: ”Making friends later in life is hard, so, you know I thought I’d see if Albo wanted to you know catch up.”
”Maybe play some ping pong or trawl the bars of downtown Manilla look for young girls to mentor.”
”I’m a very loyal friend you know, unless of course I don’t get my own way.”
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