Soon to be anointed National’s leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues he intends to embrace his second chance at the leadership by laying down and establishing roots all over the party. “I’ve been lucky enough to be given a lot… Read More ›
Election
Morrison Announces New Public Holiday Australia Day 2
Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Palmer Texts All Australians Promising That He Will Deliver Them A Brexit
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
Au Pairs, Polo And Tax Cuts For Big Business; Morrison Launches Liberals Election Campaign
Australian Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has unofficially launched his parties upcoming election campaign. Promising a country built around au pairs, polo and tax cuts for big business. “I promise that any Government I lead will always be… Read More ›
Imran Khan Elected President After Winning Majority Of Reverse Swinging Voters
Former test cricket captain Imran Khan has been elected President of Pakistan after winning the support of a majority of the reverse swinging voters. “Imran polled well at the start of the day with traditional swinging voters when the ballot… Read More ›
Antony Green Returned To State Of Suspended Animation Till Next Election
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
