Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour.
”It baffles me, I mean it really baffles me,” pondered election result denialist, Andrew Bolt. ”Peter Dutton only appeared on our network and he lost not only the election but his own seat.”
”What is the World coming to when the nation doesn’t listen to Sky News.”
When asked what he believes the Coalition needs to do in order to gain back power, Mr Bolt said: ”It’s obvious, they need to move further to the right.”
”Why didn’t Peter get an orange spray tan? Where was his toupee?”
”Donald Trump is an election winner, Peter Dutton should have followed his lead in order to put Australia back on the RIGHT track.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to try and talk Peta down off of the ledge.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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