The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese.
”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,” said a News Corp Insider. ”Miranda has been doing important work over in New York by penning many a column attacking President Biden and praising former President Trump.”
”She fits in well over there on Fox News, some days she even makes the other contributors look sane.”
When asked whether or not Miranda will have any influence over the election, the Spokesperson said: ”Of course not, but you know she might be able to cobble together enough of her bile in the next 2 weeks to knock out a straight to the discount bin book.”
”Maybe she could work with Sharri or Bolt. Their 6 fans might like that.”
Miranda Devine could not be reached for comment as she was too busy rifling through Anthony Albanese’s rubbish bins.
Mark Williamson
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Please let Dutton have a free run at being opposition leader along with Barnaby because if you thought women hated Morrison you ain’t seen nothing yet 😉
Albo for three terms 🙏
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