Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
The Australian
News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten
News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›
Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
Yassmin Abdel-Magied Deportation Reaffirms Miranda Devine’s Belief In God
When news broke that Australian citizen Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s had been deported from the United States filtered through to The Daily Telegraph’s offices, columnist Miranda Devine begun weeping with joy and shouting: “There is a God, yes, there is a God!” “I need… Read More ›
News Corp Columnists Ask To Be Left In Peace To Rationalise Why Finsbury Park Attack Was Different
Opinion writers for News Corp have asked for their privacy to be respected as they come to terms with why the terror attack on a London mosque is different. “In a few days time we’ll come thundering back with why… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
