Low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn over the weekend that politics is in fact a popularity contest. ”Peter thought the object of the game was to appeal to Sky News after dark, he… Read More ›
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Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
News Corp Signs Cardinal Pell As Columnist With Hope That He’ll Touch The Youth Of Australia
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
Rupert Brings His Favourite Idiot Back To Oz For Mission Take Down Albo
The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,”… Read More ›
News Corp Journo’s Ordered To Help Flyer For Frydenberg In Kooyong
The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
Australia Needs A Dick Tata Declares News Corp
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
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