The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,”… Read More ›
The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
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