The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,”… Read More ›
Media Watch
ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
Sky News Devastated To Lose 1 Of Their 6 Viewers Due To Facebook Lockout
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
Sky News Defends It’s New Talk Show Hitler And Friends
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to his pals about how the World could be improved. ”The so-called ‘PC police’ are jumping… Read More ›
Jones Asks Bosses If It’s Just Women He’s No Longer Allowed To Threaten
New South Wales’ unofficial Premier radio host Alan Jones has asked his bosses if it’s just women that he is no longer allowed to threaten and whether or not abusing minority groups is still on the table. The query comes… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Tweets Look At Me! Look At Me! Please Look At Me!
Former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has weighed in on the controversies surrounding the Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce by taking to twitter and repeatedly tweeting: “Look at Me! Look at Me! Please Look at ME!” “When people leave Canberra they… Read More ›