Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat.
“I would say to my colleagues and the people of Australia, don’t panic things will be ok,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”I’ve talked to Jen and apparently the girls aren’t really into Facebook they prefer Snap Chat.”
”So, to all the news sites out there get on the old Snap Chat and get back to singing my Government’s praises.”
When asked why his Government seemed to be going from one bungle to another, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”My Government is getting on with things, I mean no one was talking about Facebook yesterday were they?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going down to Engadine Maccas to do a bit of Tik Toking with the cleaning crew. Tik Tok is also a social media site, heard of it?”
Mark Williamson
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