The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
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