Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis.
”This is a very smart move by the Government,” said a Parliamentary Insider. ”Nathan Lyon is one Australia’s greatest spinners, behind only Shane Warne and Graham ‘Richo’ Richardson.”
”With the G.O.A.T by his side ScoMo may be able to spin his way to an election win.”
When reached for comment on his decison to hire cricketer Nathan Lyon, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Sorry, old habits are hard to break. Nathan or Gary as he’s also known as, will bring a lot to my office.”
”Though he’s yet to start already he is delivering as we’re talking about him and not anything else.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, we’re having a little shindig to welcome Nathan in to the fold. So I must be off to Engadine Maccas.”
”It’s going to be a big night but you know what they say, what happens on tour stays on tour.”
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