The wife of aspiring Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with… Read More ›
Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the soon to be minted Opposition leader Peter Dutton to not expect to form a Coalition with the Nationals as long as the bonk ban still stands. ”Peter, gee it’s… Read More ›
The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong. ”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›
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