Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
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Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Childhood Obesity On A Lack Of Guns In Schools
Australia’s leading bigot Pauline Hanson has used her latest paid appearance on Channel 9’s The Today Show to blame the current rising levels of childhood obesity on Australia’s gun laws. “Kids today feel safe going to school and as a result… Read More ›
ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›
Government Tells The Homeless To Cheer Up As It’s Not Like They Have To Worry About Housework
The man who promises to put the Ass back into Assisting Minister for the Homeless Luke Howarth has called upon the Nation’s Homeless to cheer up as it’s not like they have to worry about doing their housework. “There is… Read More ›
Dutton Demands More Powers Or Else He’ll Piss All Over The Floor
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
