The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›
Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a tersely worded email to the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing demanding to be appointed the Government’s official minister for foreign affairs. ”All this talk of a bonk ban in the… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
