Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
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The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›