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ScoMo Tells Frydenberg To Slap Albo During His Budget Speech
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on his Treasurer Josh Frydenberg to take a moment tonight in his Budget speech to reach over and slap Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Scott, err, ScoMo, saw yesterday the power… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For More Stimulus For Swinging Voters In Tuesday’s Budget
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Treasurer Josh Frydenburg to allow for more stimulus to the Nation’s swinging voters in Tuesday’s budget. ”Swingers often get overlooked in the budget,” said the… Read More ›
Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club
NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
Desperate ScoMo Considering Knighthood For Disgraced Prince Andrew
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott, err, ScoMo is desperate for something to distract the public from all his recent failures,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›
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