Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
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Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
Sky News After Dark Demands To Be Recognised In The Constitution Or Actually Anywhere
Sky News After Dark the niche alt-right element of the Sky News network has called on the Government to recognise them in the constitution and has also called on the general public to well actually recognise them and perhaps tune… Read More ›