Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown

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Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria.

“It’s time to stop all this social isolation and get the economy going again,” said a Sky News Spokesperson. ”We were told that thousands of people would die and they haven’t so no more excuses let’s get out and make Australia great again.”

”We need to follow that great leader in America Donald Trump and get the country going.”

When asked which Sky News presenters would be appearing at the planned public protest, the Spokesperson said: ”All of them, Credlin, Bolt, Richo even Paul Murray will all be appearing in pre-recorded messages of support.”

”I mean they can’t be there in person just in case the medical people are right but they will be there in spirit.”

Mark Williamson


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