National party member (for now) George ‘the thriller from Manila’ Christensen has flown to London to assure jailed Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that he’ll do everything in his power even if it means trawling the streets of Manila to ensure… Read More ›
An embarrassing faux pas led to the assassination squads arranged by both Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton arriving at the same time at Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell to carry out the hit, an inquiry has been told. “It was really… Read More ›
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›
Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›
