Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
America
The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
Trump Excited To Meet The Queen “Loves Bohemian Rhapsody”
American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›
Australian, American Immigration Policy Still Based On That One Scene From “Scarface”
Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›
Trump Appoints Roseanne Barr As Official White House Tweetsperson
American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
Trump To Receive Nobel Peace Prize Over Reunification Of ABBA
In a surprise move the Nobel Peace prize committee has announced that this year’s recipient is American President Donald Trump for his work on the reunification of the Swedish pop group ABBA. “President Trump has been working tirelessly behind the… Read More ›
