Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
Following the announcement earlier this week that residents in New South Wales will be allowed to have two guests in their homes from Friday. The Government has sought to clarify, that in order for that to occur they will need… Read More ›
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
The government has introduced a new $10,000 fine for passengers who don’t manspread on buses and trains in a bid to slow down the transmission of the coronavirus. “Any person who sits down on public transport and doesn’t whack their… Read More ›
Reports are coming in that housebound cats across the nation are currently in full schadenfreude-mode as their human owners get to experience the torture they have inflicted on their felines. “Oh, you can’t go out to the pub for a… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
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