Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Urges Melbournians To Dig Deep And Send Cash To NSW
Prime Minister for Sydney (and occasionally the rest of the country) Scott Morrison has urged Melbournians to dig deep and give generously to the people locked down in NSW. In a statement today, he announced that the government is currently… Read More ›
Nation Agrees To All Chip In And Buy The PM A One Way ”Holiday” To Hawaii
Australians have united and all agreed to chip in and buy the current PM, Scotty-from-Marketing a one way ”Holiday” to Hawaii, – the feeling being that the country tends to run better when the PM is overseas. “Yeah, I think… Read More ›
ScoMo’s 12 Step Plan To Save Australia
G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›
Police To Investigate PM’s Disappearance After He Goes A Day Without Posting A Promo Photo
The Australian Federal Police (AFP) have been called in to investigate the Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s disappearance after the PM has gone a whole day without posting a photo of himself onto social media. ”We are concerned that the PM… Read More ›
Dutton Says Vics Should Be Happy With Lockdown As It Keeps Them Safe From Sudanese Gangs
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told Victorians that they should be happy with their lockdown being extended as it keeps them safe from Sudanese gangs. ”All we hear from Victoria is negativity, it’s time that they… Read More ›
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