ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin.

”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to wear a mask,” said the PM. ”It’s one thing I’ve learnt this year is that sometimes people suffer in silence.”

”Poor George, I just hope this condition doesn’t effect his application to be Australia’s new Ambassador to the Philippines.”

When asked why he allowed the Member for Dawson to contradict health advice during a pandemic, the Prime Minister for Sydney said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”George has a legitimate medical issue, the mask makes his chin itchy. I was skeptical at first, but I’ve seen the note that his other boss Barnaby wrote for him.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a video to watch that old mate Georgey boy sent, must be good as he told me to not show it to anyone else, especially the Federal police.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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