The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
The NAtionals
“I’m Just A Mere Male” Claims Andrew Broad
Andrew Broad has resigned after a story in New Idea’s “Mere Male” column revealed the member for Mallee had been doing more than charging like a mallee bull. “I was furious at my MM husband and member of parliament for… Read More ›
Barbaby Joyce To Champion Same-Office Relationships
With the revelation of Barnaby Joyce’s impending refatherhood with his former staffer, the National Party leader and recent New Zealander announced that he would campaign nationally for the rights of employer/employee sexual relationships. “It is beyond time we were granted… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Embraces His New Zealand Heritage By Ditching His Job And Moving To Bondi
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
Warren Truss: The Legacy
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