Former Nationals Leader and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister that the Nationals are keen to swing and would like to turn the Coalition into an open marriage. ”Look, the Nat’s and the Libs… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells ScoMo Lose The Bonk Ban And I’ll Take Care Of McCormack And Christensen
Government back bencher and aspiring Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister if he were to lose the bonk ban, a rule prohibiting Ministers from having relationships with their staff, then he (Mr Joyce) would take… Read More ›
Regional Australia Braces For Invasion Of Hideous Oiks Who Usually Holiday Overseas
Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›
Joyce Orders All Parliamentary Staffers To Wash Their Hands Before He Attempts To Seduce Them
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a memo around to all parliamentary staffers calling on them to be sure to wash their hands before he attempts to seduce them. The memo is designed to stop the spread of… Read More ›
One Nation Demands Coca Cola Allows Farmers Access To Mount Franklin
One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›
National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
