Australians are today being urged to get out their shotguns and put them outside their doors in honor of shadow minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce’s latest wedding.

”Australian’s love Barnaby and his crazy antics,” said a National Party Insider. ”He’s like our Mr Bean. Just with a lot more swearing and rooting.”

”Oh the tales I could tell you about all the rooting, oh boy!”

When asked whether or not it was insensitive to his first wife and children to be flaunting his latest marriage all over the news, the National Party Insider said: ”Barnaby loves all of his children, what are there these days, 6, 7?”

”Anyway, as he always says you just never know when you may need a spare kidney.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Barnaby is back in Canberra this week and keen to do some research on Sussan Ley’s strip club ban proposal and has asked me to join him by visiting a few.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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