National Party member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his way… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
Warning Labels Put On News Stories Containing Photos Of Spiders
The government has announced that it will be compulsory to put a warning label on any news story that contains a photograph of a spider to protect the sensibilities of sooky arachnophobes. “We are introducing the “SP” warning to go… Read More ›
Canterbury Bulldogs New Face Of Nike’s “Just Spew It” Campaign
Footwear giant Nike have proudly signed the entire Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team as the Australian face of their revitalised “Just Spew It” advertising campaign. “We drew up the contracts as soon as we saw footage of several Bulldogs players… Read More ›
Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview
Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
