Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
The NRL has this week announced that they have listened to all the online commentary and will hold a bigot pride round later in the year, with QLD Senator Pauline Hanson being named patron. ”We tried tolerance and a pride… Read More ›
The Coalition’s campaign manager Rupert Murdoch has flown his favourite idiot Miranda Devine back to Australia for the sole purpose of taking down Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Rupert must be worried now as he’s brought Miranda Devine back to Australia,”… Read More ›
The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
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