Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Journalism Students Told To Sleep With Barnaby If They Want To Work In The Industry
Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›
Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells NRL They Can’t Return Before Schools
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the NRL that she would not let the competition restart until she could ensure the safety of all the states’ children, by ensuring they were safe and sound back in school. “I realise we… Read More ›
Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
NSW Premier Orders The Army To Shoot Any Sniffer Dog Within 5 Km’s Of Randwick Race Course
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called in the Army to protect race goers at Randwick racecourse from drug sniffer dogs. With a particular focus on keeping the sniffer dogs away from those attending the Everest horse race. “People just want… Read More ›
