Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Warning Labels Put On News Stories Containing Photos Of Spiders
The government has announced that it will be compulsory to put a warning label on any news story that contains a photograph of a spider to protect the sensibilities of sooky arachnophobes. “We are introducing the “SP” warning to go… Read More ›
Canterbury Bulldogs New Face Of Nike’s “Just Spew It” Campaign
Footwear giant Nike have proudly signed the entire Canterbury Bulldogs rugby league team as the Australian face of their revitalised “Just Spew It” advertising campaign. “We drew up the contracts as soon as we saw footage of several Bulldogs players… Read More ›
Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview
Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian Launches Re-Election Campaign With New Slogan ‘Luke Foley’
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has launched her bid to be re-elected by revealing her parties new slogan: ‘Luke Foley.’ “We thought long and hard on how to launch this campaign. Would we make it about infrastructure or investment but instead… Read More ›
Nation Of Horny Men Hoping Meghan Markle Has A Pippa Middleton In Family Tree
As many media outlets and “Royal Watchers” gear up in excitement for Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle, they have been outshone by a larger and more vocal group of enthusiasts. It’s expected that as many as 80% of England’s… Read More ›
