Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the next Olympics include the sport of jumping to conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field whose push has strong backing in… Read More ›
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Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day
News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›
ARU To Replace Qantas With Westboro Baptist Church As Major Sponsor
Following the controversial remarks of Wallabies player Israel Folau, the ARU has announced that they will be replacing their naming rights sponsor Qantas with a brand that better reflects Folau’s views, the Westboro Baptist Church. “It’s a difficult situation we… Read More ›
Australia’s Way Of Pronouncing Aluminium Finally Pays Off
American President Donald Trump’s decision to exempt Australia from steel and aluminium tariffs has been celebrated wildly in Canberra, with insiders saying it was down to the way Australia pronounced “aluminium” that confused President Trump into thinking it was a… Read More ›
PETA Calls For Meetings To Be Renamed ‘Veggings’
Animal rights group PETA has called on companies worldwide to rethink their vernacular and consider renaming meetings ‘veggings’. “I can’t believe in this day and age we use such a barbaric word as ‘meeting’,” said PETA spokesperson David Tofu. “I… Read More ›
PM To Hold Postal Plebiscite On When Hot Cross Buns Should Be Sold
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›