Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action. ”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I… Read More ›
