Opposition leader Peter Dutton has condemned the Labor party for not campaigning harder at the last election and winning more seats which has resulted in Liberal Senator, alleged sleaze David Van, having a place in parliament.
”How dare Anthony Albanese just stand by while this Senator Van fellow runs roughshod over parliament,” said the Leader of the Liberal party. ”Labor has a proven record of being in parliament and not stopping Coalition members from crossing many lines.”
”I think the Australian people deserve better.”
When asked if he was seriously criticising a Labor Government for the actions of the Coalition, the Member for Dickson said: ”Well, what do you expect me to do?”
‘Should I admit that the Coalition has a women problem. Should I call for a report make the results public and adopt the changes. Don’t be silly.”
”That’s not what politics is about.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have had a trying week so I’m off home to strangle a puppy or two to relax.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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