The Liberal party’s deputy leader (yep, really), Sussan Ley, has defended the parties leader Peter Dutton from accusations of lying, declaring that Peter can’t be a liar as his pants are not on fire. ”The press and Mr Albanese like… Read More ›
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”It’s Not A Lie If Sky News Believes It,” – Declares Donald Dutton
Australian Opposition leader (for now), Donald Dutton, has told confidantes that the secret to winning the next election is his new found mantra. That it is not a lie, if Sky News or the ABC believes it. ”Dutt’s has been… Read More ›
MIA Dutton Found Hiding In Woolworths Nerang Dressed As A Cash Register
The Missing In Action (MIA) Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has been found hiding in Woolworths Nerang, dressed as a cash register, in some sort of attempt to camouflage himself in order to sneak behind enemy lines. ”I’ve been doing a… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns Labor For Liberal Senator Van’s Behaviour
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has condemned the Labor party for not campaigning harder at the last election and winning more seats which has resulted in Liberal Senator, alleged sleaze David Van, having a place in parliament. ”How dare Anthony Albanese… Read More ›
Nation Beginning To Think That Michael Clarke Might Be A Bit Of A Tool
Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool. ”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today… Read More ›
Dutton Appalled That The Jobs Summit Won’t Consider Bringing Back Slavery
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›