Nation Beginning To Think That Michael Clarke Might Be A Bit Of A Tool

Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool.

”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today Show, bit toolish if you asked me,” said Central Coast Tradie Bill Hardy. ”What, was Kochie unavailable?”

Talk around the water cooler has revolved more around Clarke’s off field performances rather than his somewhat glittering on-field career.

”That 100 he scored in India was mad, but then he also left a tour of New Zealand to break up with his girlfriend.,” said Bob from Accounts. ”You wouldn’t have seen Boonie doing that back in the day.”

Michael Clarke was unavailable for comment as he was busy spray tanning and flicking through Tinder.

Mark Williamson


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